Classic Christopher Walken

An actor's actor - brilliant.

clipped from www.youtube.com Christopher Walken's Three Little Pigs clipped from www.youtube.com dennis hopper and chris walken/true romance clipped from www.youtube.com Things to Do in Denver - best scene in the movie (Walken!)

Jokes 3

This is what happens when Yitzhak decides to do a barbecue

• His wife Hannah goes to the store to buy the food.
• Hannah makes the salad, vegetables and dessert.
• Hannah prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and takes it to Yitzhak who is lounging beside the grill.
• Yitzhak places the meat on the grill.
• Hannah goes inside and sets the table and checks the vegetables.
• Hannah comes out to tell Yitzhak that the meat is burning.
• Yitzhak takes the meat off the grill and hands it to Hannah.
• Hannah prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
• After eating Hannah clears the table and does the dishes.
• Yitzhak asks Hannah how she enjoyed her "night off." Upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

The miracle baby
Sadie is 65 years old and has always remained unmarried, yet she desperately wanted a baby of her own. So with the help of modern science and with the help of a fertility specialist, Sadie has her miracle baby.
When she gets home, all her friends and relatives come to see her and meet the newest member of her family.
But when they ask to see the baby, Sadie says, "not yet."
A little later they again ask to see the baby and again Sadie says, "not yet."
Finally they ask, "So when can we see the baby?"
Sadie replies, "When the baby cries."
"Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?" they say.
Sadie replies, "Because I forgot where I put it."

Jewish saying
If you marry for money, you’ll suffer – but you’ll suffer in comfort!

Scarry dreams - A Forum

Scarry dream of, a public bathroom

Last night I, had

Should I, stop using them ?

That, "Depends"

Only if, you don't like, suprises.

did it, involve the use, of commas?

Would a janitor or, a psychoanalyst best, interperate my dream ?

To dream, the scary dream of, a public restroom, may signify frustrations, of yours, about getting adequate, privacy and, may furthermore, indicate that the Vaclava Krishna, is struggling valiantly to let, go of a shameful past incident known to, you and your, "psychoanalyst", (school nurse), as the "plunger, incident". Do not be, afraid that others, around you will, judge and criticize you, for you were, a poor victim, of the sadistic, boys and girls you used to, play "doctor", with in the, fetid public restrooms of, the county, park system. In your, bathroom nightmares, do you, hear yourself scream, "Et tu, Brute?" as you did, that cold, wintry night upon, seeing your best friend, Brutus looming over, you plunger in, hand?

Did I rake, something inside of, you ?

Funny you should, speak of the dreams of, the public bathroom for, I 2 have been having, them lately myself. Note, 2 self: schedule appointment, with psychoanalyst before statute, of limitations runs, out next month. Also cancel, trip to beach with, Brutus.

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