Jokes 3
- His wife Hannah goes to the store to buy the food.
- Hannah makes the salad, vegetables and dessert.
- Hannah prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and takes it to Yitzhak who is lounging beside the grill.
- Yitzhak places the meat on the grill.
- Hannah goes inside and sets the table and checks the vegetables.
- Hannah comes out to tell Yitzhak that the meat is burning.
- Yitzhak takes the meat off the grill and hands it to Hannah.
- Hannah prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
- After eating Hannah clears the table and does the dishes.
- Yitzhak asks Hannah how she enjoyed her "night off." Upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
The miracle baby
Sadie is 65 years old and has always remained unmarried, yet she desperately wanted a baby of her own. So with the help of modern science and with the help of a fertility specialist, Sadie has her miracle baby.
When she gets home, all her friends and relatives come to see her and meet the newest member of her family.
But when they ask to see the baby, Sadie says, "not yet."
A little later they again ask to see the baby and again Sadie says, "not yet."
Finally they ask, "So when can we see the baby?"
Sadie replies, "When the baby cries."
"Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?" they say.
Sadie replies, "Because I forgot where I put it."
Jewish saying
If you marry for money, you’ll suffer – but you’ll suffer in comfort!
